Your Majesty

“Your Majesty – we spotted the enemy just beyond the hill, archers and cavalry ready to attack!”
“You’re such a sh*t scout for spotting so many enemies! You need to die now!”
PewPewPew.

Ok, messed up the scene there – but wouldn’t it be funny if King Arthur had laser guns at his disposal 😆

ANYWAY – back to the story.

Would you kill the messenger whose news brings you valuable information that you can use to your advantage?

No?
So why would you think that the defects and bugs that a QA finds is due to QA failure, and not one of build’s?

Good QA ensure that your project delivery is solid (ok, only if you ACTUALLY provision enough time for them to plan and script scenarios, and/or manage the automated testing).

So I’m actually going to say this.

Anyone who blames good QA for finding legitimate defects should actually be painted in catnip paste and thrown in a den of miaowing furballs!! 😻

😱😱😱😱😱😱

Actually, no I don’t care.
You DESERVE everything you get… QA-Hater!

I look after every one of my team, for they will all be instrumental in making sure my project launches like a well-oiled F1 sportscar or a ready-to-drop baby. 😁

I know I know – I need to work on my metaphors 🤭

Sigh.
Please, people.

Treat your QA well.
Because… well…
They make you look good.

Why do you think I always look so awesome?!
It isn’t JUST because of my beautiful genes I tell you. 😎

😁

#OnThePeiroll
#LoveYourQA